HELLO ALL MY PRECIOUS LITTLE CHILDREN!!! HOW'VE YA BEEN? WELL, TELL YA WHAT OLD GRANDMA CLOWNY, FUCKY, SUCKY, DILDO, TWATY, CUMY, SHIT LAPING GIRAFFE SUCKING BON BONS HAS A STORY... THIS STORY IS THE NOBLE STORY OF THE 3 LEGGED HORSE AND THE GOD DAMNED DOPPLEGANGER.
OIHSDFJKLFVJK LOOK AT MY GOD DAMNED TEETH AND JUST SHUVE THEM UP YOUR FUCKING PEE HOLE AND SUCK MY ASSHOLE LIKE FUCKING PELONIS DID
FEED ME A FUCKING CARROT!!!
HERE EAT THIS FUCKING CARROT YOU GOD DAMNED SHITTY HORSE. MAYBE IF YOU'RE LUCKY THE OCTOPUS WILL DESCEND FROM HEAVEN AND PLOW THE FUCKING FEILDS FOR YOU!!!
SO TIAMAT GREW TIRED OF THE HORSE'S LIFE AND DECIDED TO DESTROY HIM... WITH THIS...
SO THE HEAVENS RAINED FUCKING FIREBALLS OF POOP AND PEE. WHICH LOOKED LIKE THIS.
SO THE FOUR GREAT WARRIORS CAUGHT ON TO TIAMATS EVIL PLANS TO DESTROY THE THREE LEGGED HORSE AND TRIED TO ROUGH HIS FAT ASSHOLE UP A BIT. SO TIAMAT DEFEATED THEM AND FUCKING POOPED IN THEIR BREAKFAST CEREAL.
SO, WITH THE 4 WARRIORS SODOMIZED AND POOPED ON IT LOOKED AS IF THE HORSE WAS SURELY DOOMED... AND LET ME TELL YOU WHAT... HIS FAT ASS SURE WAS.
SO THE COMET PUMMELED ALL THE WAY UP THE HORSES FAT PLACENTA AND ATE AWAY AT HIS REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS TILL HE SCREAMED "OH FUCK ME LIKE A BIG FAT BALL OF ICE YOU GOD DAMNED COMET!!!!!" THEN IN HIS DYING MOMENT THE HORSE FUCKING DIED.
FUCK OFF KJASDCH DIUDC | 
